Get this. There was this funny looking guy that was standing next to nicole, talking all smooth, and being all swave (pictured left).
I couldn't stand for that, so I asked him nicely to move along, but he didn't get the hint. It was getting very tense and suddenly he lunged for my head. Well as you know I am a prized eater so I dodged his first punch and eat him all the way back to my apartment.
He was yummy.