One of the joys of working for a company where a couple of the founders are not native Americans is that every once in a while something amazingly awesome appears in some official report or book. My favorite case is when a process that our program does was equated to a "blindfolded kangaroo jumping in the most obvious direction". See the picture below for illustration purposes:
I don't even know how you can think of something like that to say... in an official book from the company on top of that. The statement is so absurd that I figured it deserved it's own CafePrees Store.