Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Apple of my ears

There is nothing grosser sounding that eating an apple. It must be something about the firmness of the flesh that turns real juicy upon bite impact that requires slurping from the lips and all of this is amplified by the shape that the mouth makes when eating the apple so that every sucking sound is directed right into my ears.

I dare you to find a grosser sounding food to eat.

Update: I must really dislike this sound.

5 comments:

Braveharte said...

I really hate the way raw mushrooms sound when you eat them.

Ookami Snow said...

I have never thought of it... I can't even imagine the sound of mushrooms. Is it when you bite into them or when you are chewing?

B.E. Earl said...

Slurping oysters is pretty freaking bad.

newgen said...

I'm gonna go with slurping spaghetti on this one...It's kinda like slurping oysters but more prolonged.

Ookami Snow said...

I have never actually heard slurping oyster sound in real life, so I can't judge that one. But spaghetti is bad, especially since the sound of slurping means that tomato sauce is flinging everywhere.

We only eat no-slurpable pasta at my house.