My New Favorite Blog 2008, Round 8: Pairings 59-60

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59. Who Said Life Wasn't Funny vs. Bug-Eyed Blog
Elizabeth's funny life is just teaming with insects. Which is a good thing if your kid needs to gather ants for school, not so good if they are scorpions. She also has a mother that tries to use Tylonol as an eye wash, it doesn't work out. Earl's Blog Eyes have had it up to here with Daniel Day-Lewis's over acting. And he doesn't like There Will be Blood. Also he tells the story of two people who go to a Swinger's Club parking lot to scope out people and then decide to arouse less suspicion by going to a Red Lobster parking lot to do the people watching. I don't need to tell you who those people are you can probably guess.
Winner: Bug-Eyed Blog

60. I Have A Bomb Shelter And You Can't Use It vs. Steve's Nude Memphis Blog
Limpy is out and about not using the bomb shelter again. This time he is going to a 90 year old's birthday party that smells of must and marsala. And even though he likes to eat unhealthy food he is nice enough to treat his family to McD's afterwards. Also he points our that the silk clad catholics are ignoring the dirt-cookie eating catholics. Memphis Steve has a couple things to say this week, the first is that penises are being stolen in Africa through the use of Black-Magic. He ponders what would happen here if this was going on and decided that FOX would make a spinoff show about it. Also he talks of love and Snapper wheel desperation, and that even the UPS guy has a better lawn ride than him.
Winner: I Have A Bomb Shelter And You Can't Use It

So Round 9 is Who Said Life Wasn't Funny vs I Have A Bomb Shelter And You Can't Use It the winner of which will be matched up against Bug-Eyed Blog for the title of My New Favorite Blog. Stay tuned.