Thursday, March 27, 2008

My New Favorite Blog 2008, Round 4 Upper Bracket: Pairings 41-44

Lets get back to some of the blogs that got a long rest:

41. Quit Your Day Job vs. Who Said Life Wasn't Funny
Quite Your Day Job wouldn't load for me. But Elizabeth's blog, Who Said Life Wasn't Funny, will load for me. There she discusses her life of crime which so far is just stealing candy from children, however she is thinking about moving into the covert clothes altering ring. I hear that the death rate is fairly high among those that alter clothes when no one is looking.
Winner: Who Said Life Wasn't Funny

42. What Is Hip vs. I Have A Bomb Shelter And You Can't Use It
Hip Don apparently has watched a different speech than I have because he said that he got to watch McCain eat a sea snail in front of everybody... maybe it was on food network. He also pseudo defends the recent sex scandal in Washington, stating that every crazy man must be unfaithful at some point in his marriage. Limmpy's Bomb Shelter has been a bit quiet recently because he actually decided to start working for a living instead of working part-time for a living. He makes no apologizes and builds at least one dam. He also gives us the very important lowdown on the state the tends to be the lowest down on the economic totem pole; Arkansas. And although he explains why Ar-can-saw is pronounced like it is instead of Ar-kan-sas, it still read the name of the state like it is spelled.
Winner: I Have A Bomb Shelter And You Can't Use It

43. vs. Bug-Eyed Blog
Slyde is in NYC and posts a video about being aware of your surroundings. I have said too much already about it, so just go check it out for yourself. The other news is that his motorized waterfall car looks like it might have got fixed and it only took three tries. Bug-Eyed Earl posts yet again about Slyde this time comparing him to a bongo player in a rock band. Earl also dissects the online movie Zeitgeist, the conspiracy theory lover's movie. We will laugh, we will cry, we will go insane if we listen to insanity. They made the movie to get you to think, they say, not to present facts... which they present like facts. Double talk from conspiracy theorists who clam others are double talking? Never.
Winner: Bug-Eyed Blog

44. Steve's Nude Memphis Blog vs. Slapdashittery
Steve is just full of information. He notes that hangers can get stuck in drywall, throwing frisbees during a hurricane is not the best idea, pickle jars can explode releasing their innards even before the lid comes off, crazy ladies only get crazier, and that Hillary Clinton is the anti-Barbie. Slapdash has fallen into a taxation without representation trap in his relationship with his girlfriend's sister. Every time he swears he is charged 50 cents, even for the non-swear replacement words. It is high time for him to stand up and say "no more!", and then throw he tea over the side of the boat and then form a new country. Also he is (un?)impressed at America's non-free health care.
Winner: Slapdashittery


elizabeth said...

OOOH - I won... even if by default because the other blog wouldn't load. I'll take it.

Now I have a reason to drink. (though if I had lost, THAT would have been my reason so it all works out ;-))

B.E. Earl said... winning pick (Steve) took a hit, but I'm glad to see that my silly posts have somehow Forest Gumped me to the next round. Onward!

Callie said...

Go Limpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

white rabbit said...

Ha! I was rooting for either Steve or Ol' Bug Eyes as ultimate winner...

50% ain't bad