First, wouldn't it be funny if somebody would always confuse the word ostrich with the word asparagus? Then they would argue that it is a myth that ostriches can run 30 m.p.h. because, in reality, ostrich is a fern.
Secondly, without looking it up: If north is 'up' which way does the Earth revolve around the sun, clockwise or counter-clockwise?
That's what I though about on the way to hockey tonight.