Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Vegetarian Can't Bring Self To Eat IHOP's Funny Face Pancakes

The Onion (article)

For some reason I just don't like The Onion that much, it has something to do about purposely reading fake news... anyways this made me laugh because of a certain vegetarian sister of mine... I won't name names...

BREMERTON, WA—During breakfast at the International House of Pancakes Monday, vegetarian Erica Legrand said she could not eat her Funny Face pancakes. "Not with those big maraschino eyes staring up at me," Legrand said. Upon further questioning, Legrand explained that she did not want break her "never eat anything with a face" rule.

Oh noes! Now pancakes have faces too, what *can* vegetarians eat?

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