Tuesday, March 08, 2005

*** NEWS FLASH ***

The pizza killer has struck again, this time preying on two slices of Papa John’s pizza. The Pizza Seducer, as the investigators are calling him, took his new victims to the same place as last time. This time the victims barely left a trace at the crime scene, just crumbs. The victims recently resided in the freezer, but no clues can be gathered from there. Freezer Door is keeping a tight lock on the area, and investigators are only allowed to get past Freezer Door for a minute at a time. We will keep you updated with any further developments.

1 comment:

Moral Turpitude said...

The Pizza Seducer is obviously of the most vile and perverted sort. I hope Refrigerator considers levying a pizza curfew. No slice is safe.