Child's Play

1up has an article where kids play old-school games and are amazed by how much they suck compared to video games now. The kids say some pretty funny stuff:

1UP.com (article)

Star Wars (1983)
EGM: Do you feel like you're using the force?

Dillon: No.

Garret: We're not using the Force right now. I just crashed. I feel like my grandpa.

Parker: It looks like they didn't finish the game.

Dillon: It looks like [the TIE fighters] are made out of little sticks. If they made a game like this now, someone would definitely get fired.

Parker: It looks like midway through the game, they just gave up. They're like, whatever, and just stopped.