Friday, February 09, 2007

Friday Survival Guide

You can see the light at the end of the tunnel, that's right, it's Friday. Now you just have to make it through the day so that you can get home an live it up. I am here to help you through your day. The three pillars of Friday are; Live Through Friday, Enjoy Friday, and Waste Time Like it is Saturday.

First you just need to live through Friday. Be it a wild animal on the loose, of a pesky boss who wants you to come in on Saturday, you need to learn how to protect yourself if you want to live through Friday. A weapon that any Friday Survivor needs to learn to make is a Chap Stick rocket:

Lip Balm Secret Missile!! - video powered by Metacafe

Ok now that you can protect yourself against packs of roving "ne'er do gooders" we can move on to Enjoying Friday. I know the bast way to enjoy Friday. It involves bad drivers and videos:





Ok now that you are enjoying Friday let's move on. The last step to surviving Friday is to waste time like it is Saturday. What is the best way to waste time? Why by playing Bubble Island of course. All you do in try to make stacks of four bubbles, pressing the space bar drops the bubbles, and pressing space bar again while in the air flips the bubbles.



Congratulations! You are well on your way to Surviving Friday. Keep the three rules in mind and live by them, it will save your life someday... maybe.

2 comments:

Joe Lockhart said...

Thansk for the good laughs on the vids.

The Gare Bear said...

Interesting thought came to mind. When you're "retired" every day is a Friday. Fortunately for me, for some reason in my life, Fridays have often been my most productive day of the week. Maybe I thrive on procrastination and pressure.